Sunday, December 30, 2007

Sunday Afternoon

Jacob had basketball practice this afternoon. We dropped him off then went to Smyrna to visit Kim/Jason/Kim's family at the hospital. Thankfully, Kim's mom is doing much better. Please continue to remember her in your prayers.
After picking Jacob up at practice, we feasted at Famous Dave's. The new year is almost here, so we have to fill up on all our favorites because soon it will be carrots and celery sticks and little else.

Gabe looked so cute in his red shirt. I just had to share him.

More Christmas Pictures


Jared and Michael texting Christmas morning. Do you think they're texting each other? Jared hasn't been without his phone since he opened it Christmas morning. Scott had to give him the "it's okay to text but don't wear people out" talk. It seems Jared was texting his uncles while they were at work--a little disruptive. So, Jared tells me Friday, "I'm going to cut back on my texting today". I thought to myself, wonderful---he's trying to be responsible. I start to vacuum and the phone starts ringing, ringing, ringing...I turn off the vacuum, answer the phone, and it's Jared pretending to be China Moon calling to confirm my order.....lol. I guess he was having withdraw from his phone.


Here are Mark, Jacob and Scott playing Rock Band on Christmas day.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Sorry Dead Sexy--You Asked For It!

My brilliant brother gave me a fabulous blogging idea. He said I should post a picture and let everyone come up with captions for it. Since Joseph a.k.a Dead Sexy is thinking of heading to Hollywood (lol), I thought we could give him a taste of how the paparazzi (Jared in this case) can catch you unaware. There is only one rule to posting your caption choice and that is, you MUST sign your name. No cowardly anonymous posts! Captions?

New Recipe

Martha, being the magnificent cook that she is, always comes to Nashville for Christmas armed with a new cookie recipe for us to try. She is credited with several successful cookie/candy recipes in our repertoire. This year she exceeded our expectations with a cookie that mimics the Girl Scout Thin Mint. The cookie is made by dipping Ritz Crackers in melted chocolate bark mixed with a 1/4 tsp. of peppermint extract then garnished with any mint flavored candy. As you can see, they are very pretty. Easy, pretty and delicious...they're a definite "make again"!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

What a Wonderful Christmas!

I hope you all had a merry Christmas! We had a great time spending time with family, making wonderful memories. A big thank you to Dad/Martha, Mom/Jack, and Mark (Chili dog too!) who made the trip from Illinois to spend the holidays with us.
There were so many generous gifts opened this Christmas, but I would have to say that the PS2 Rock Band was a run away favorite. I have never seen so many musically un-inclined people "rock out" in my living room (me included). The Williams family may quit work/school and go on the road.

Mark, Karen, Tara & Colleen sing Karaoke.

Every year we play a rousing game of Dirty Santa. This is a picture of Joseph modeling several of the Dirty Santa gifts brought by our very creative family, including bubba teeth, pirate eye patches, a beautiful stretchy shirt and cowboy Steve. We usually have a good mix of real vs. gag gifts. This year we all went to the dark side and brought gag gifts. Very entertaining!

Monday, December 24, 2007

Merry Christmas Eve!

Dad, Martha, Mom, Jack & Mark have all arrived safe and sound from Illinois, the gifts are wrapped and under the tree, and the boys are snuggled in their beds anxiously awaiting Santa's arrival.

We wish your family a merry Christmas full of blessings!

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Only 7 More Days!

That's right, only seven more days until Christmas. It has to be the most wonderful time of the year! (that reminds me of a song) Today was the last day of school for the year. The boys all had their parties and gift exchanges today. You should have seen those high school students bolt for the door after their final exams. They were definitely merry!

Anyway, nothing much to report. After three weeks with this stinkin' cold I finally went to the doctor today. Good thing, because I have bronchitis. Nothing a few antibiotics can't fix. The doctor was writing out my prescription when Gabe asks, "Mommy, why don't you just ask Santa to fix your cough?" I could just eat him up, he's so sweet!

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Try to Take a Picture of Superman

Martha sent me this game. We've had a ton of fun with it. So far Scott holds the record with a score of 141, Jared comes in second with a score of 138. No one else can touch them. See what you can do!

http://hk.promo.yahoo.com/movie/superman/Stop_Press_Game/

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Thank God For Good Friends!

Tonight was Scott's company Christmas party. It just so happens that Jared had practice and Jacob had a game. Unfortunately, we can't be at three places at once so I had to call in the reinforcements. The best mother-in-law in the world (yes, I'm kissing up but she is pretty great) met me at home after work to stay with Gabe, Cindy came and got Jared to take him to practice--(she also had a company party to attend), and Greg brought Jared and Zac (Cindy's) home after practice. The Huffman's were on stand-by to bring Jacob home from his game in case our party ran late. I thank God for such wonderful friends and family who are always so willing to help and who also don't hesitate to call when they need the favor returned. Thanks guys, you're the best!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Dinner Anyone?

This is the look I got when they asked, "What's for dinner?" and I replied with "I'm trying something new". You see, I get tired of making the same dishes over, and over, and over, and over--you get the point. Occasionally I'll go through the cookbooks and try a new dish...sometimes they're good and sometimes they're a flop. My latest experiment reminded me of Peter Brady and the "Pork chops and applesauce" episode. Do you know it? I figured if it's good enough for Peter Brady it's good enough for us. WRONG! (By the way, I always thought Peter was cuter than Greg) The recipe called to layer apple pie filling in the bottom of a 8X12 casserole dish, pork chops, and top with prepared stuffing--bake for and hour. It wasn't horrible but it rated a "don't make again" on our family scale. Scott and the boys were sweet, looking for positive things to say. (I like how the stuffing is a little crunchy....)

Now that I've bored you to tears, I'm off to finish my Christmas cards so you'll receive them before the new year.

Sunday, December 9, 2007

Deck The Halls...

Scott and the boys strung Christmas lights outside this afternoon. It was a balmy 71 degrees, not exactly the type of temperatures we're used to this time of year. It sure would be nice to have a light dusting of snow.Jared isn't really as into hanging lights as this picture appears. He was camera shy and wouldn't pose for me today.

Commanders Take First

Jared's basketball team played in a tournament this weekend. They went undefeated, sweeping the competition and taking home some hardware. Congratulations boys!

Friday, December 7, 2007

Field Trip

I took part (actually most) of the day off to go on a field trip with Gabe. It was really weird to go as a working mom. Instead of hanging out at the school with all the other mom (mingling, getting to know each other) and following the bus, I met the bus at the field trip. Felt a little out of the loop with all the other moms. Do I care?....mmmm, kinda--it's just my nature to want to be in the loop. Luckily my good friend Cindy was there (who also happens to be a mother of three and way past all the,"my child is doing _____ and yours isn't?"" junk that first time moms tend to do -- me included). Cindy has the best sense of humor. Even though we didn't get to sit next to each other just seeing her there made me feel more comfortable. Thanks Cindy! HA, lightbulb...maybe I didn't feel out of place because I was a working mom but because I'm an older mom AAAUGH...hahahaha...I like the first scenario better!

Anyway, despite my insecurity, I had a good time because Gabe was so happy that I was there. He gave me countless hugs and introduced me to several friends. Very unlike his middle school counterparts who pretend they don't know me. lol

Thursday, December 6, 2007

Pity Party--You've Been Warned

Jared has given me his cold, so now I'm pretty much a coughing, hacking, sneezing mess. It's not a good place to be for a germ-a-phobe like me. So I woke up at 3:30am and couldn't breathe. My Nyquil/Afrin/Mucinex combination (I know I'm over medicating) seems to worn off. So anyway, I've had my shower and I'm ready to go to work just killing time before the boys need to get up. I'm actually thinking that a hot toddy would be a good thing for my cold right now but for some reason I don't think whisky before work is a wise choice. Call me crazy!

Well, time to get moving--I'm off to spread my germs-lol. Don't worry, the sun will come up and my nasal passages will someday clear...it's certain to be a great day!

Pictures of Jacob

A big thank you to Karen who took some pictures at Jacob's game on Tuesday night. All my indoor pictures turn out either dark or blurry. I've been blaming it on the camera but it may be the camera operator. Here's Jacob playing some defense.

Jacob has "ups".

Jacob bringing the ball in. What is most interesting about this picture is the cute little dark haired cheerleader in the front row. She's the one Jared has his eye on. Jacob won't tell me who he likes. He thinks I'll tell everyone...now why would he think that?

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Watched Jared play ball on Saturday. He has such an intensity, you never wonder if he's giving it all he has. He loves the game and it shows. It's so good to see him back on the court after his surgery earlier this year. When he came out of his cast, the doctor couldn't give any guarantee that the surgery had worked and told us to let pain be the guide on which we gauged the success of the surgery. So far so good--Jared says that his "bad" ankle feels better than his good ankle now.

The Tree is UP

Gabe has been eagerly awaiting the moment when we put up the Christmas tree. That's a nice way of saying that he's asked to put it up four bajillion times--give or take a few. Well, today was the day and he was thrilled. It's certain to be a magical Christmas!

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

An Evening At Home


We had an evening at home tonight so we had an amazing dinner (if I do say so myself). I tried a new recipe for baked ziti. It not only had red sauce, but homemade alfredo sauce topped with mozzarella. If you're familiar with Painturo's, it was similar to their Baked Confusion but instead of chicken it had hamburger. Mmmmm, yummy! It could be that it's been so long since I've actually cooked a true home cooked meal, that anything would taste good. After dinner we baked and decorated Christmas cookies. Now, to try and get to bed early...aaahhh.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Merry Christmas!

Only 27 days until Christmas! Click on the link below to see what our little elves have been up to.
http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=9621202002

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Green Friday

I don't know who started calling the day after Thanksgiving black friday but whoever it was obviously didn't love to shop as much as we do. After a Thanksgiving meal with all the trimming, we sit down with our bellies ready to pop and start going through sale adds. We make our lists, check them twice (everyone has been naughty so we forget that part) then we make a game plan for what we have lovingly renamed Green Friday. (because all the money being spent, duh) This year the festivities began at Kohl's at a bright and early 4am. We have officially submitted a claim to The Guinness Book of World Records for the longest day of shopping. (really, I'm not kidding)

3:45 AM left home
10:30 PM arrived back home

18 hours and 45 minutes

1 hour 30 minutes of travel time to/from Champaign
45 minutes for lunch
30 minutes for dinner

16 HOURS OF ACTUAL (ON YOUR FEET) SHOPPING!!!!

My favorite moments of the day would have to be Martha asking a 20 something guy playing Guitar Hero 3 at WalMart if he would mind if she joined him or maybe Mom and Martha curled up in a 3 way mirror at Kohl's after 14 hours of shopping while I tried on clothes. The day was full of fun, laughter and sprinkled with a few tender moments. Thanks for a great day girls!

Chef Martha

Anyone who has ever had the privilege to eat at Martha's table or happen to be at a potluck where Martha brought a dish, knows that she can throw down in the kitchen arena. That is why it was so uncharacteristic for there to be a five alarm fire in her kitchen Thanksgiving morning. Martha began preheating the oven for a full day of cooking and began to smell smoke. Upon further inspection, she realized that she forgot to remove some desserts that she was storing in the oven (that's another story). Have no fear, fireman Don and Scott arrived on site to put out the fire and restore the oven to it's impeccable condition. There were no casualties in the fire except for a couple of pies and a moist orange cake. We mourned their loss but carried on with peanut butter pie and dirt pudding. Luckily the Floyd family insurance agent was due to arrive for dinner. He assessed the situation and convinced the Floyd's that it wasn't necessary to file a claim.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

A Quick Recap

Let's see, let me recap the last few days...
--My computer has a virus and that's why I haven't been posting. My very techno-savvy hubby has promised to swipe it clean and reload it this weekend. I'm trying really hard not to beg/nag him about it. Really honey, I am!

--Got ready to go out to dinner Saturday night and Gabe says his tummy hurts. Being the very sensitive mother that I am, I reply with..."Okay, get in the car." We walk a little further and he say, my tummy really hurts, then...blah...throws up in the bushes. "Okay, everyone back in the house." He and I stayed home Monday and he's finally feeling better.

--Jacob and Jared both played basketball last night. Jared's team won and Jacob's team lost.

--We're off to Illinois tomorrow after Jacob goes to the orthodontist for a tightening. He said that the appointment comes at a very bad time because his teeth will be sore for all that good Thanksgiving food.

--Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
I'm so thankful for an amazing family, wonderful friends and a child that throws up in the bushes not in the car. Love to you all!

Saturday, November 17, 2007

What Are You Thankful For?

Gabe's class spent time this week talking about Thanksgiving. They each drew a picture of the things they are thankful for and the teacher wrote what they said above the picture (basically interpreted the picture). She then made a book with each student's "I'm Thankful " picture and sent it home for each family to enjoy. It's very sweet, however...you knew there was going to be a however didn't you? Most of the children wrote that they are thankful for their family, pets, home, toys, etc. The first sentence of Gabe's page says, "I am thankful for my bow & arrows, BB gun, and numchucks." He does go on to be thankful for his mom, dad, brothers and dog. How many parents read his entry and told their son or daughter...stay away from this Gabe kid his family is stockpiling ammo?

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Why Do They Remember The Things You Want Them to Forget?

The gas light in the van came on after school today so of course we stopped at the Kroger Fuel Center for a fill. I asked Jared if he would mind pumping the gas because quite frankly, it was cold outside and I was trying to polish off a Sonic cheeseburger. Jared agreed and Gabe's little voice pipes up from the back, "Do you want Jared to pump the gas so you don't get in trouble again?". For those of you who haven't already heard the story, I got gas a few weeks ago and received a call the following day from the Mt. Juliet Police Department (who I thought was trying to get money for the Police Benevolent Society)...anyway, it seems that I scanned my Kroger card and my debit card but for some reason the machine didn't read them. I didn't get a receipt but as you all know, those pay at the pump things are often out of paper so I went on my merry little way. Evidently, as it turns out, I didn't get a receipt because unknowingly to me, I didn't pay. Yes, I was a wanted felon for 24 hours. Don't worry I paid my debt and didn't have to serve any time but unfortunately my six year old can't let it go.

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Basketball Schedules


As requested, here is our basketball schedules through the end of December. I'll post January's schedule as it gets closer.

November 15 Jacob @ Home 5:30pm
November 17 Jared @ Home 10:00am
November 19 Jacob @ Walter J 6:00pm
November 19 Jared @ Home 6:00pm
November 26 Jacob @ Charlotte Middle 6:00pm
November 26 Jared @ Castle Heights 6:00pm
November 29 Jacob @ Home 6:00pm
December 1 Jared @ Davidson Academy 1:00pm
December 3 Jacob @ Home 6:00pm
December 3 Jared @ Home 6:00pm
December 4 Jared @ Home 6:00pm
December 6 Jacob @ Home 6:00pm
December 7 Jacob @ Home 1:00pm
December 10 Jacob @ Dickson 6:00pm
December 11 Jared @ Home 6:30pm
December 13 Jacob @ Home 6:00pm
December 17 Jacob @ Home 6:00pm
December 17 Jared @ Davidson Academy 6:00pm
December 18 Jacob @ Southside 1:00pm
December 18 Jared @ Home 6:00pm

Jacob's home games are played at WWMS.
Jared's home games are played at FCS.

**The times shown on the schedule reflect the start of the girls games. The boys play immediately following the girls.

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Wanted: Third Parent

Sorry for my blogging lapse but I've been short on time and material. Picked everyone up from school yesterday and we had a doctor's appointment, basketball practice, a baseball meeting, and a basketball game an hour from home. I'm beginning to think we need a third parent to help out around here. The only glitch in the plan, is it usually requires divorce and remarrying to make that happen and I really don't think that's the right answer for us. Luckily someone was smiling upon us because practice ended up being canceled because the gym was double booked. We managed to make all our other activities. Jared went to the doctor (under duress because he was afraid he would miss practice). They gave him antibiotics for a sinus infection. He's pretty much a gunky, coughing, hacking mess. We traveled to Cheatham County for Jacob's first basketball game of the season. They won big with a final score of 57-38. Tonight we play our local rival. Hopefully we can pull out a win. It's always nice to have bragging rights. Mostly, I just hope it's a good, close game.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

What a wonderful weekend. We started it off right, getting all our chores finished and behind us so we could have a little fun (oil change, haircuts, groceries, etc.). Jared is playing in a basketball tournament. They won big yesterday. (35-8 & 45-13) The Commanders were unstoppable. They play today for the championship at 6pm.

Scott returned from Illinois last night at midnight. He was deerless but his friend Danny got an eleven pointer. All in all, a good hunt with lots of action, good food and great company. (Thanks Dad & Martha) Jacob and Jared had some friends spend the night last night and lucky for Scott he made it home in time to make the teams even for a game of basketball. In the picture above they're taking a breather before starting a second game and in the picture below they have their serious, you can't beat me game faces on.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Mighty Hunters

Scott and his buddy Danny left for Illinois hunting this morning. They were so amped up! The only thing I can compare it to is shopping. When, Martha, mom & I head out the day after Thanksgiving we've poured over the circulars two and three times, with our lists checked and double checked with a game plan in place. Scott and Danny checked and double checked their gear, weapons, range finders, de-scent and other hunting buzz words I know very little about. I may have even heard, "Does this camo make my butt look big?" Okay maybe not...that must be the difference between us shopping and them hunting.

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Gabe Turns Six

Gabe woke up Thursday morning and went straight outside and rode his new bike. Here he is ready for school and off to the races!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GABE! I can't believe how time flies. Before you know it they'll all be moving out. In fact, we were on our way home from school when Gabe says, "Mommy, I'm going to miss you when I go away to college." I had to laugh, thinking...he obviously hasn't hit his teenage years yet.

Gabe got a new bike for his birthday. It's guaranteed to jump ramps, pop wheelies and skin a few knees. He was very excited!
As I tucked the birthday boy into bed he yawns and says, "I feel so grown up." I sure love that boy!

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Do Deer Like Cupcakes?

So tomorrow is Gabe's birthday and I'm making cupcakes for him to take to school in the morning. I found the cutest star shaped foil pans/tins at the dollar store. That's not the point of my story....anyway....while I'm baking Scott is getting ready for his hunting trip in Illinois. He's packing, paying special attention to wash his clothing in no-scent detergent. The problem it seems, is the moment his clothes are taken out of the dryer they are saturated in the aroma of fresh baked cupcakes. I'm certain that my mighty hunter can overcome a bakery to get the big buck. Maybe to help him out, I'll be creative and make some doe-in-heat icing...ugh...I just crossed the line didn't I? I bet Mark and Joseph are laughing though.

Monday, November 5, 2007

Happy Birthday to Youuuuuu...

Last night we celebrated the birth of both Romayne (a.k.a. Grandmom, Sugarbug) and Gabe. If there's one thing the Williams clan can do, it's sing a rousing rendition of Happy Birthday. It's guaranteed to make your dog (and maybe you) howl. Feel free to sing along.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Whew, where do I begin? It's been a whirlwind of a weekend. We were lucky enough to have Dad & Martha drive down from Illinois to visit. We entertained them with 5 games of basketball on Saturday. Jared's team played in a jamboree (three 2-quarter games) they won two and lost one...then we went to Jacob's scrimmage (they lost) and then for the final game of the day, Jared's team played and won a full game of basketball. We did all this before lunch. After lunch, Martha and I headed out shopping while the guys did their thing (I don't know...scratching & spitting maybe?). We shopped until they called us in for a family round of drinking, smoking and texas hold 'em (only part of that's true--I'll let you be the judge).

Dad was the chip leader of the night. He even won Scott's watch...only kidding, but it made the picture more interesting didn't it?

Thanks for a great visit Grandma & Grandpa!


Grandma & Grandpa brought Gabe's birthday presents and we had an early birthday party. Gabe was really happy with the idea of opening his presents early.

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Happy Halloween

Jacob took off trick-or-treating with a friend before I could get his picture but he was batman with an afro. I guess that makes him batfro. (ba-da-bum) Jared is the hairy guy on the left and Gabe dressed as a ninja. We covered a lot of ground. The picture below is proof that trick-or-treating is hard work. They're all in bed now, so I'll start rummaging through their candy. If they're lucky, they'll still have some chocolate in the morning.


Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Can You Name That Tune


Yes, I had a moment of weakness. We were in the store, I was in a hurry and I said yes to the recorder just to get out of the store. It wasn't until we were in the car on the way home that I remembered the sheer torture of the recorder. This is just a snippet of the enjoyment it's sure to bring. The worst part is I know better. Every year in fifth grade the music teacher distributes recorders to her students and every time Jacob and Jared brought them home we questioned...What did we ever do to Mrs. Terhune?...Why does Mrs. Terhune dislike us? I guess it isn't Mrs. Terhune's or the recorder's fault that our children aren't more musically inclined.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Carving Pumpkins


Every year we have the pumpkin debate in our house. Is it better to carve your pumpkin with the cool new stencils that are readily available in any area store or is it better to carve your pumpkin the old fashioned way by drawing a face on the pumpkin and then carving. Of course the correct answer depends on your personal preference, your patience level and your desire for perfection. This year we used both the old school and the "new and improved" techniques--see what you think.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Eat Like an Egyptian

How do you like my...er, ah...I mean Jared's pyramid made out of cake? Jared told me this morning, "Hey mom, I'm supposed to bake a cake to take to school for social studies tomorrow. It needs to be in the shape of a pyramid." Don't you just love those projects that magically pop up at the last minute? So two cake mixes, three cans of icing and two trips to Kroger later we managed to make a somewhat leaning pyramid with cake crumbles in the icing. I hope I get an A!
**Continuation--
The real issue came Monday morning...how in the world do we take a masterpiece like this on the school bus? The answer is, you don't. Luckily Scott was able to drive the boys to school to protect our amazing delectable creation. Jared walked into class and his teacher says, "Wow, that's a big one!". (good sign--she's impressed) Jared said his pyramid tasted the best. I believe his exact words were, "One girl ate 4 pieces and she's skinny!"--like only fat people can eat a lot of cake....anyway.....WE GOT AN A!

Jacob's First Deer

Well they definitely came home with a whopper of a story. Jacob got his first deer yesterday. It's a 3 pointer weighing in at about 130 pounds. I got a call at 5:15pm. "Hello"....no answer, "Hello"....in a whisper I hear "Mom, I got a deer--we're still in the woods". Very exciting!

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Happy Birthday Scott!

Scott started his birthday bright and early at 5:00am this morning. He took Jacob and Jared on their first deer hunt. They arrived home full of laughter and stories. Let's see...one of them can't sit still, one of them stepped in a hole right after it was pointed out, one of them ran smack into the back of Scott after he stopped--was it because it was dark or because he wasn't paying attention-who knows. The stories get bigger and more elaborate each time they're told but it sure is fun to hear about their adventure. Oh yeah, in case you're wondering, they had a very large doe only 30 feet from them. Jacob couldn't get a clear shot through the brush but he experienced his first deer hunting adrenaline rush nevertheless.

The boys insisted that Scott open his presents this morning. Among other things, he opened a 100lb heavy bag (shown in the picture). They spent about an hour beating on the bag and deciding where it needs to be hung. Right now they've returned to the woods for deer hunting adventure number two. I can't wait to hear all about it!

Scott has requested Famous Dave's for his birthday dinner. Yummy! Is it my birthday too? After Famous Dave's we're headed to The Hermitage for our annual Halloween hayride courtesy of Raymond. Thanks uncle Raymond! Though it isn't the same without David jumping out and scaring the bajeebers out of us, it's still a tradition we look forward to every year.

Thanks For a Great Visit Grandma & Grandpa

Mom and Jack headed home today. They arrived last Saturday and spoiled us all week. Mom picked Gabe up after school everyday. (I may never get him back on the bus again.) I came home from work on Monday and mom had done the laundry, made beds (oh, not that we don't make our beds first thing when we get up), and cleaned the house. I now know what it must be like to have a wife. I may never let her leave. The wonderful friends I work with encouraged me to take a day off while she was here and we spent the day shopping. We even did a little buying. As always, it was just great spending time together!

Thanks for sharing your vacation with us!

Friday, October 26, 2007

Jared came home from school yesterday and told me that he learned how to hack into a computer at school. Scary? Yes! However, upon further investigation I realized that he didn't learn how to break into a computer only how to log onto the internet using someone elses wireless connection. Should I somehow be preparing him for life in the penitentiary? Gotta go--I have to start reading up on how to bake a cake with a file in it.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Foxy Lady!

Here's Colleen during Homecoming Week. She's dressed up for 70's disco day armed with 70's catch phrases that Karen printed off the internet.

Does anyone else just think she looks pretty? I can't believe our little girl is 15! I'm less afraid of her 70's look and more afraid that Romayne had that shirt in her closet. Sorry my most favorite mother-in-law! Actually, it is kind-of pretty. Colleen, you look groovy...a true Charlie's Angel!






Wednesday, October 24, 2007

I Noticed That You're Gangsta, I'm Pretty Gangsta Myself


It's Homecoming Week at school. Some things never change, that includes homecoming dress up days. Today was music day (rap, rock, disco, or country). Jacob and Jared gave all kinds of pointers which had me wearing Scott's jeans and sagging, wearing a sleeve, rolling one pant leg up among other suggestions. They had fun dressing me up but I took one look in the mirror and said...Yikes, we need to tone this down a notch. This is what we agreed was appropriate yet stylin'.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Old Man 2, Young 'n 1


Jacob has been working hard, practicing basketball everyday for 2+ hours. He is eating everything that isn't nailed down, then returning to the kitchen with a hearty, "I'm starving". He's losing weight, putting on muscle and growing inches overnight. With all these changes, he's gaining confidence which sometimes turns into cockiness. The cockiness is what led to the Old Man vs Young 'n basketball competition. It seems that dad had to put son back in his place and prove that 'ol dad can "hang". Secretly, Scott said he may never play him again--at least not without training first. He won but not without using his advantages--intimidation and size.

Friday, October 19, 2007

Jared's New Shoes


Happy Friday everyone! What a fun day at work! For those of you who don't already know, I work in the library at the high school. And no, contrary to popular belief, librarians don't go around shushing people all day. Anyway, our football team is 7-0 and is playing another undefeated team tonight. Needless to say, the whole school is very excited. The student body was released from class to stand in the halls while the football team paraded through the halls where they were met with cheers and well wishes from fellow students. (keep in mind that we have 1600 students) As they left the building, the the band played and the cheerleaders cheered. Gabe and I were standing outside as they boarded the bus. Gabe waved and the players smiled and waved back. I have to say that I got a little choked up. I've always been such a sap for this kind of stuff. You should see how emotional I get at a pep rally. It's really embarrassing!
As we arrive home, we spot a box on our front porch. YEA....just like Christmas!!! Doncha just love the UPS man? Today he came bearing Jared's new shoes. Jared was so excited. He took them out of the box and let out an enthusiastic "YES!, and can you believe they were only $50.00?". I think he's inherited my love of a great deal. By the way, check out http://www.eastbay.com/ for name brand athletic shoes at really good prices.
Right now we're waiting for my favorite brother to arrive (don't tell him he's my only brother). I told you it was a great day!

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Gabe's Book



Let me start by saying that I think Gabe has a crush on his librarian at school. She is fresh out of school, very bubbly, and really cute--no wonder Scott wants to know when parent/teacher conferences are (Just kidding). Gabe visited the library at school and brought home a book. We went through the whole bedtime routine...shower, brush teeth, tucked him in bed, etc. and prepared to read the book he brought home. I read the title and he panics..."Stop, we have to wash our hands before we read my book." Evidently, Ms. Boggess had given them the lecture about keeping their library books nice and clean. So a few weeks pass and we're out on fall break and he decides that he wants to write a book for Ms. Boggess' library (see above). I don't know if it's a full out crush but Ms. Boggess has definitely made an impression on our little Gabe.

I realize the pictures above of his book are very hard to see, so I'll translate. The first page of his book is the really dark picture.

page 1 My big brother Jacob broke a plate.
page 2 Jacob cried.
page 3 Jacob got a new plate.
page 4 He dropped it.
page 5 It is ok. It is a paper plate.

Not bad for a five year old (says his mother). Anyway, he took his book to present to Ms. Boggess today, and his teacher intercepted it and read it to the class. It was a hit, but he was mad at his teacher this afternoon because she didn't let him take it to the library. Drama!

Runnin', Runnin', Runnin'

Well, fall break is officially over and we're off and running. Work until 3:00pm, hop on what I've lovingly named the MJ Autoban (the stretch of interstate situated between my school and the middle school), stop by home so Jared can eat and change into his practice clothes, pick Jacob up from practice, drop Jared off at practice, feed Jacob, drop Jacob off at home, pick up Jared, go home and go to bed. Whew, I'm tired! I'm not complaining (just a little) but just explaining why I haven't blogged the last two days.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Is it Ours?

Gabe runs in the house very excited, "Mom, mom there's a cat outside", I reply with an, "Okay, son leave it alone it isn't ours." Anyone who knows me, knows that I don't get very excited over furry creatures, domesticated or otherwise. So Gabe goes back outside to play and returns about 10 minutes later to tell me, "Mom, I named the kitty Angel. She really likes Lightnings dog food." I reiterate that the cat is not ours and tried to explain that the cat belongs to someone else and whoever that family is will miss her. Judging by the picture above, he doesn't really care. What do you think?

Saturday, October 13, 2007


What a beautiful Saturday! They don't come any prettier. Jared, Gabe, & I spent a few hours shopping and let me tell you, if you haven't been in the stores for a while...get out there! It's clearance shopping at it's best...little red tags EVERYWHERE!

After returning home, my four lumberjacks hit the woods. Gabe was so happy. There isn't anything he loves more than working alongside his dad. Before retiring to the couch to watch the Vanderbilt football game, Gabe and I hung ghosts in our trees. They look a little goofy but Gabe had so much fun climbing the trees to hang them.

Jared is heading out with a friend and his family to his first haunted house. I tried to prepare him for how scary it's going to be. I'm probably not the best person to give haunted house advice because I'm not a big fan. In fact, when we were kids, Dad & Martha would take Mark and I to the JC Haunted House. Dad and I would sit in the car while Mark and Martha would go "get scared". They would get back in the car with flushed cheeks and a thousand stories to tell. Like the time Martha lost her pager in the haunted house and they had to turn on all the lights and the monsters helped them search for it. I was perfectly happy living vicariously through them. I can't wait to hear a Jared's haunted house story!