My brilliant brother gave me a fabulous blogging idea. He said I should post a picture and let everyone come up with captions for it. Since Joseph a.k.a Dead Sexy is thinking of heading to Hollywood (lol), I thought we could give him a taste of how the paparazzi (Jared in this case) can catch you unaware. There is only one rule to posting your caption choice and that is, you MUST sign your name. No cowardly anonymous posts!
Captions?
Captions?
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lonely single white male seeks anyone for meaningful relationship or more.Likes include watching t.v.& movies. Favs include;greys anatomy, anything on lifetime, Maid in Manhattan,and hairspray. I also like long walks on the beach, drinking pina coladas and getting lost in the rain, lol. I have a weakness for Chocolate and walker texas ranger. My dislikes; Mean people, cellulite, and wearing white after labor day. I am very caring and have a lot of love to give. Please leave message at talktoteddybear@sweettooth.com NO PLAYERS
I know I look super fabulous but does this cell phone make my butt look big.
I'm hearing the song (since I karaoked so bad)
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for..."
That's my little brother - make us famous!!!
Should I give up riding? My back is killing me.
I am speechless!! I've never seen this side of Joseph; and frankly it scares me.
as i lean ever so slightly, i look at the drink in my hand, then look back toward the room, surveying the company i'm with thinking...hmmm I wonder if anyone notices the owl perched on my shoulder?
Ok--that is just funny! Especially Dead Sexy's comments. Thanks for the Christmas card--hope your new addition grows up healthy, strong, and . . . . tasty! Cockadoodledoo
Oh my. My back is killin me after that marathon game of twister. I'm just not as flexible as I used to be.
I'm striking a pose...I wonder if anyone has noticed.
Headlines read: Harry Potter fan goes wild partying with owl. Who were you sending a message to with him? This is getting strange and mysterious.
BTW, which came first, the chicken or the owl?
do you think anyone will find out it was me that got Jamie Lynne Spears pregnant?
does anyone think it was me that got Jamie Lynn pregnant?
Hurry and take the picture Chuck, I can only pose so long. Gee, I hope my picture turns out as sexy as yours did.
The only thing i can think is miss crow, have you seen the picture of chuck??????????? If not prepare to be scarred!!!
g.m.....you can be Travett any time lol
I have no idea what a Travett is? I'll go ahead and say no thanks.
Dear Diary, It was about closing time when I saw him. I looked up and the curtain of smoke parted like a morning mist being broken by the rising sun, and there he was, possed like a greek statue carved from a single piece of marble. That sultry come hither look etched on his face brought a tear to my eye. When I noticed the owl perched on is shoulder I knew, this was the man of my dreams.
walker texas rangers side kick.."Travett"
I don't recall ever actually seeing an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. Just bits and pieces. I just couldn't handle the excitement or suspense.
I'm seriously thinking that G.M. should go into the card writing business or at least sell his sappy, yet somehow sweet, comments to poor guys who have no communication skills to women - not that I'm buying it! I know that B.S. stands for alot more than his alter-pseudonym. But, someone might buy into it!!
Also, all the Walker Texas Ranger is reminding me of Talladega Nights...Maybe you could pose as Ricky Bobby or his arch rival, Jean Pierre!! (For those who haven't seen it, you've missed a MAJOR, but good redneck movie), but Ricky Bobby named his boys Walker and Texas Ranger.
If you're not first, you're last!
freak out
To "Cougar in the back seat"
You have no idea how convincing I can make that stuff sound. The key is to find the weak and wounded and then seperate them from the herd. Or just act like the weak or wounded and let them think there doing the stalking. I've learned a lot from animal planet and discovery channel. Crickey look at her, int she a beaut. The only problem is you end up with that dang narrator talking in your head. "The male of the species spots his prey and goes into his stalking approach." Makes it hard to concentrate.
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